UPDATES

This is the page where I put the stuff I've added/changed etc. on the site.

- 14 July 2007
Lazy article this time. It's in miscellaneous and it goes a little something like this.

- 03 July 2007
This time the cartoons are made by me. Feel free to write articles about how crap they are. Oh, how the tables have turned!

- 13 June 2007
More cartoons.

- 13 June 2007
Picking on defenseless cartoons.

- 22 May 2007
Some Pokemon thing has been added to the miscellaneous page, which has been reinstated after originally having nothing on it and then disappearing for quite a while. Also, the contact page has been edited to make it easier to read and less annoying.

- 10 May 2007
Another "guest article" (not really), or rather, the second part of the same one, has been added to the articles page. Go and read it, then flame me about its shocking lack of quality!

- 07 May 2007
Still strapped for ideas and failing badly at this website thing, our hero, in desperation, begins to solicit guest articles from people who can't spell and don't actually exist! Will it work? Tune in next time, same articles page time, same this website sucks channel!

- 24 April 2007
Strapped for ideas and wondering if I can pull one over on my approximately one reader, I recycled the King of Kings article in audio form. So if you're itching to hear me put on some stupid voices and ramble about King of Kings, you can find a link to it on the articles page. Enjoy, I guess.

- 17 April 2007
Lately I've been mostly updating the mystery page, a sort of experiment in pseudo-wiki-based "freeform" humour-esque crap. "Pseudo-wiki" basically means that it consists of a bunch of pages in which I write about whatever I feel like writing about in a vaguely Wikipedia-esque style, only filled with incorrect information and opinions, and each page has links to other pages embedded in certain words on the page.

So it's basically a crappy one-man Uncyclopedia, in standard HTML format since I can't be bothered to install or learn to use an actual wiki. And I do realise the point of a wiki is really supposed to be user editability or something. So I guess it can't really be called all that wiki-esque at all. Anyway, that's what I've been doing and I guess that means I can stop being on a break now until I inevitably give up on this doomed-to-fail venture. Join me next time, when I'll be inventing more dumb gimmicks to avoid writing proper articles.

- 28 March 2007
It's update time again. I added a contact section, so you know where to send your barely coherent insults.

- 24 March 2007
I meant to update earlier. But I didn't. But now I have. A video game pseudo-review of Heroes of the Lance has been added to the articles section. Read it or don't.

- 12 March 2007
I'm back, baby! Sort of. Anyway, the articles section was updated with a video game review/ramble/pisstake of King of Kings. Updates are green from now until the next time I decide to change their colour. Art, music and pretty much all the other sections are currently offline.

- 26 January 2007
There was a bit of a problem with me uploading an old version of the music page over the newer one. It's been fixed, and a new MP3 has been added under the noise music category.

- 24 January 2007
Two MP3s have been added to the music page. One under noise music and one under keyboard improvisation. Also added the guestbook.

- 23 January 2007
Updated art page with three drawings and music page with one MP3 under the noise music category. That's about it.